Disclaimer.

Don't say I didn't warn you (see post title, above).

When you bring your cat to the vet with a 'poo' sample, please refer to the 'poo' as a 'fecal sample'. Otherwise, the vet people don't understand why you're trying to hand them a smelly, plastic shopping bag, explaining that you've brought Eesa's poo sample, as they've requested.

Who knows what the hell they thought I was saying....